I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background
instead of studying
Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.
Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3
We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck
This animal truly terrifies me. They have beaks. They can suffocate you. The one in that one aquarium ATE SHARKS. AND THEN YOU CAN’T SEE THE MOTHER FUCKERS. NO. I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS ANIMAL.
'Cause if you are, I don't wanna hear it.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT………….FOR YOUR RIGHT…………….to have basic reproductive rights and control over your body there is no punchline here it is literally 2013 and white republican men are still breaking rules so that you can’t own your vagina.
I think what I’m gonna do is write my conclusion, find my sources
and then send it to my momma. Scratch that. My built in editor has no internet at home so she would only be able to read it on her phone… unless she got up early to go to starbucks…
So I have four pages of my paper written and have since the rough draft was due, except it needs to be about 7 pages long and it’s due tomorrow at noon… who wants to write the rest of my paper about tumblr for me? I’ll pay you with love.
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.
Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans.
(They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)
AND Orcas are the only ones that play with their food AFTER IT’S DEAD. They know it’s dead too, but they just keep throwing it around. Especially seals. They hunt primarily seals so don’t go surfing where you know Orcas are because I will not put it past them to eat you too.
Pippin and Merry sum up how I feel about my feelings right now. I go from tired to jumpy to horny back to tired and I don’t understand why. It’s not even close to me starting my period. And it’s really hot in my room…
Pretty sure my ADHD is rearing it’s head saying ‘HEY HAVE YOU MISSED ME?! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WANT TO MOVE EVERY SECOND LIKE I DID WHEN YOU WERE IN SECOND GRADE.’
Having ADHD sucks and I thought it had calmed down…
words cannot express how much I would love to live in that old lighthouse….
I want them all.